Gendo felt the great rush of air above him before he even noticed the dull grey shadow that fell upon the cold granite on which he’d been standing. As he craned his neck to meet the curved talons of the dragon, he felt around for his ten inch blade, his only weapon. It hung loosely on his belt, and he fumbled trying to reach for it. There was no time. Before he could even grab hold of the short handle protruding out of his pocket, he was snatched from the ground, and swept up into the air.The dragon was gentle. It did not proceed to tear him to pieces. It held him firmly in its claws, and with nothing better to do during the strange ride through the air, he observed the minature towns that lay beneath him. Before long he grew giddy, and shaking his head he focused his attention back onto the dragon. It was longer and bigger than two ordinary village houses put together. The scales shimmered as it twisted and changed direction in the air, reflecting rays of the sun. For a moment those scales glowed red, then as the angle on which the rays fell changed, they became orange, and then a striking shade of yellow. He grew dazed trying to figure out the actual shade of those scales. And each scale was as big as his palm. It wouldn’t be a satisfying meal, he thought.
He fell asleep, though how it was possible he did not know. As the dragon assumed height, his breathing became shallower and shallower. There was a lack of oxygen. He would be dead before the dragon landed, he thought. But the dragon seemed not to care, and higher and higer it flew. Towards the sun it headed. By then it was sunset, and as Gendo hung helplessly in the great talons, his skin registered the growing heat. Sweat gathered on his skin and fell off in droplets. Then finally the dragon entered the clouds, announcing its presence with a single roar. And then there were many answering roars, each unique and very different from the others.
Gendo started to struggle. He twisted around in the makeshift cage of the dragon’s feet, but grew hopeless when nothing he did seemed to attract the dragon’s attention, or even hurt it. He tried kicking, but his feet only made contact with air. And then quite suddenly, he was released. He tumbled and fell, and a sharp pain shot through his right arm as he landed on a curved, smooth surface…the interior of an eggshell. A very big eggshell. It was so huge it could have held seven more Gendos.
“Hey, that’s no way to treat a king,” a voice suddenly said. “You okay?”
Human hands reached for him. But…human? He stopped fussing over his arm, and instead looked at the hands that were helping him up. They were human hands. And there were dragons, too; he could still hear the cries surrounding him. He was dead, he must be. This was just a very funny heaven.
“Damn them creatures. I told them to be gentle.”
Damn? He had not counted for God’s vocabulary to be that…vulgar. He used it all the time and didn’t consider the word vulgar, but still, it wasn’t what he’d thought God’s choice of words would be.

